My Life as a Yahoo boy---Season 24

12 a.m Day 1I was awake  around 5mins past 12, thanks to myalarm. I was still putting on my shirt when I hear a knock at the door. I opened up, i knew it was theprimate.Me : Good morning maPrimate : Morning, weren’t you sleeping before at all.Me : not really ma .Primate : OK time for prayers.Issh like I didn’t know before, she led me into the church, and for like 30 minutes she was sharing the word from THE WORD, but my mind wasn’t really with her because am not used to being awake by such a time. I came back to conciousness when I heard, lets pray, sharply I bowed my head.Primate : not here mister,  come along.I followed her, she took me to the back of the compound , I noticed we were approaching a river, In my mind I was like, this white garment churches and their attachment to rivers sha. We got there.Primate : take off your shirt.I rolled up my trousers, took off my shirt, I am very muscular ,because I don’t joke with morning exercises, I noticed the primate’s eyes widened when she saw my packs. I ignored and went to join her in the middle of the water.She brought out two candles, and lighted them , she told me to hold them with my hands wide apart by my sides.She then brought out a local sponge and a black soap in a white dish.Me : ma , can I do the washing myself.Primate : your turn would come, but at this point, it’s necessary I do, just keep saying amen.I bent down and she poured water on my head and started the washing with the sponge and black soap, she was praying along the line, and I kept saying amen.After 10minutes of back to back washing. She handed me the soap and sponge, and took the still burning two candles from me.Primate : you can have a complete bath now. When you are done , burn the sponge with this two candles that I would leave by the river bank and meet me inside the church with the ashes.(She left)I had a quick bath, did what I was told to do, and later joined her in the church, and gave the ashes to her.Primates : ok you can go back to sleep now, that would be all for now.+++++++++++++++++++++++In the morning I woke up around nine , I guess my body automatically adjusted it self to make up for the hours I was denied of sleep.I woke up feeling energetic, I did 25 push ups in my room , drank a pure, then retreated to my bed.I was flipping through my pictures on my pc, when I heard a knock at the door.Me : come in please.Faith : brother ife, you want to sleep for the wholeday, oga o, this would be the sixth time I would knock your door, thank God you are awake at last.In my mind I was like, sho what’s wrong with this bae, awake or not what’s her own. i was yet to reply her, and she kept staring at me like person they just serve jollof rice for party.Faith : won’t you tell me to come in ?Me : oh come in ( I paved way for her entry)Faith : Good morning.Me : morning.She helped herself to sit on my bed.Faith : I guess you just wake sef , your eyes are still swollen.Me : not really, have been awake minutes before now, I was just flexing with my laptop.Faith : hmmmn ok can I touch your laptop.Me : you are free.I noticed she was still staring at me, when I expected her to be facing the screen of the laptop.Her stared made me realise I was putting on just boxers, mehn it was due to the heat o, I stylish put on a chase dear and my carrot jean. She must have been admiring me body all this while, Ihope this bae won’t get me into an issh.I sat on the chair.Faith : come and join me on the bed now, this your pictures are hillarious, you must be a play boy o, with different kind of girls am seeing here.I ignored that remark. I wonder what kind off ladywould be trespassing a guys room by this time ofthe day.Me : sister faith where is the bathroom located please.Faith : I would take you there when you are ready to take your bath.Me : am ready now.I took along my towel and she led the way. We got to the bathroom. and I closed the door in to have my bath, it wasn’t up to 3minutes when I heard someone knocking th door of the bathroom.I rolled on my towel and peeped.Lo and behold it was sister faith again.Faith : the primate said I should give you this soap to bath.Geez it was another black soap. Why is their own soap always black gan sef.Me : thank you ( I colllected it and closed it the door)Finished up in the bathroom, and went back to my room, guess what?, I still met sister faith in my room watching movie on my system.I was just with a towel rolled round my waist. Shepaused and film and she was staring right into my eye balls.Faith : I guess I should excuse you , so you can dress.Me : yeah(She stood up and left)Thank God she had manners a little.To Be Continued…